Ex wouldn't leave my house so I pushed him out the door (because when you are under 5'0 you cannot show 6'0 black belts any fear. they feed off fear) and he had the nerve to stick his foot in. He didn't pull it out (even after I slammed it twice) until I pulled out my cell to call the police.
However, there was a gem.
Last night's best quote: "HEY ASSHOLE." "Yeah?"
Thats right mother fucker. We're playing by my rules now.
Today I texted him about getting his shit out of the garage before I throw it away or burn it because if he calls the police I will have an eviction notice for him.
Here's an excerpt:
Speaking of mistakes, you left your mortar and pestle here which means you don't want it. So it's in the dumpster in case you change your mind.
Empower yourselves, women. Tell that douche bag that he did you wrong and you want him out. Then show him your beautiful lioness claws.
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