Showing posts with label rich. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rich. Show all posts
Monday, February 20, 2012
Yeah Unh!
Now that I dropped my baggage, I'm diminishing the laggage.
You see me coming in first; what can you do to quench your thirst?
I got my money, honey. And it's a just a little funny, bunny.
I got no degree or loans, yet your dad still owns your bones.
So suck my cock, and don't let your jaw lock.
Because I'ma pound it in and out, as I fill you up with doubt.
The ghetto mini rap I made up walking from my car to the door.
Yeah mother fucker. Suck on my imaginary huge enormous dick. Good thing its not real otherwise I wouldn't be able to wear pants. Yeah feminists do it better.
On a much more serious note,
Men have the power to ruin lives. At least act like it affects you when you hurt someone, quickly before I lose hope in mankind.
Yeah, that ones is at you, candidates.
Note on 4.2.2012:
I can only imagine the queen from Oglaf.com reciting this.
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
I Am Queen
Time to change into something else.
I'm turning into God Himself.
A powertrip, that's what I need.
A kingdom on which to feed.
All my minions take a plow.
You're in my great providence now.
Bow down before the one you serve.
I assure you, you'll get what you deserve.
I'm turning into God Himself.
A powertrip, that's what I need.
A kingdom on which to feed.
All my minions take a plow.
You're in my great providence now.
Bow down before the one you serve.
I assure you, you'll get what you deserve.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Next Big Thing
It's all the rage with the richest, most suave of southern California. Get this: Sidewalks are lame.
If you're getting in shape and want everyone to know, don't hide behind parked cars and the bike lane. Sidewalks are big enough for one and a half people, absolutely not two. And it has the hideous 3 inch buffer called a "curb." Now, if you're REALLY cool and want to be "safe" you're going to want to be able to see on coming cars, even around corners. So what you want to do is walk in the OPPOSITE direction of cars. Do NOT have your back to them, that would allow them to see you before you see them!
I hope all these retarded rich people get run over. They love running IN THE BIKE LANE (sometimes with THEIR DOGS or TWO people deep or any combination of the above). And their favorite game is to come around corners running towards oncoming traffic and bikers. Not only is asphalt worse for your knees than the sidewalk is, you're RUNNING IN THE STREET. Where are your mothers? In nursing homes because you're rich and you don't love her anymore. Living in such affluence shows you the nastiest side of humanity. Everyone just feels way too entitled.
Favorite quote from a rich dick who cut off people in his beamer: "Hey! I live here!"
So do I, fuckface.
If you're getting in shape and want everyone to know, don't hide behind parked cars and the bike lane. Sidewalks are big enough for one and a half people, absolutely not two. And it has the hideous 3 inch buffer called a "curb." Now, if you're REALLY cool and want to be "safe" you're going to want to be able to see on coming cars, even around corners. So what you want to do is walk in the OPPOSITE direction of cars. Do NOT have your back to them, that would allow them to see you before you see them!
I hope all these retarded rich people get run over. They love running IN THE BIKE LANE (sometimes with THEIR DOGS or TWO people deep or any combination of the above). And their favorite game is to come around corners running towards oncoming traffic and bikers. Not only is asphalt worse for your knees than the sidewalk is, you're RUNNING IN THE STREET. Where are your mothers? In nursing homes because you're rich and you don't love her anymore. Living in such affluence shows you the nastiest side of humanity. Everyone just feels way too entitled.
Favorite quote from a rich dick who cut off people in his beamer: "Hey! I live here!"
So do I, fuckface.
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