Saturday, June 12, 2010

Next Big Thing

It's all the rage with the richest, most suave of southern California. Get this: Sidewalks are lame.
If you're getting in shape and want everyone to know, don't hide behind parked cars and the bike lane. Sidewalks are big enough for one and a half people, absolutely not two. And it has the hideous 3 inch buffer called a "curb." Now, if you're REALLY cool and want to be "safe" you're going to want to be able to see on coming cars, even around corners. So what you want to do is walk in the OPPOSITE direction of cars. Do NOT have your back to them, that would allow them to see you before you see them!

I hope all these retarded rich people get run over. They love running IN THE BIKE LANE (sometimes with THEIR DOGS or TWO people deep or any combination of the above). And their favorite game is to come around corners running towards oncoming traffic and bikers. Not only is asphalt worse for your knees than the sidewalk is, you're RUNNING IN THE STREET. Where are your mothers? In nursing homes because you're rich and you don't love her anymore. Living in such affluence shows you the nastiest side of humanity. Everyone just feels way too entitled.

Favorite quote from a rich dick who cut off people in his beamer: "Hey! I live here!"

So do I, fuckface.

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