Yeah Unh!

Now that I dropped my baggage, I'm diminishing the laggage.
You see me coming in first; what can you do to quench your thirst?
I got my money, honey.  And it's a just a little funny, bunny.
I got no degree or loans, yet your dad still owns your bones.
So suck my cock, and don't let your jaw lock.
Because I'ma pound it in and out, as I fill you up with doubt.






The ghetto mini rap I made up walking from my car to the door.
Yeah mother fucker.  Suck on my imaginary huge enormous dick.  Good thing its not real otherwise I wouldn't be able to wear pants.  Yeah feminists do it better.



On a much more serious note,
Men have the power to ruin lives.  At least act like it affects you when you hurt someone, quickly before I lose hope in mankind.



Yeah, that ones is at you, candidates.


Note on 4.2.2012:
I can only imagine the queen from Oglaf.com reciting this.