So I dreamt it was September, and I, instead of UCSD, had returned to UCD. I was in a dorm with all really nice girls this time (thankfully), and there were some dudes next door who were pretty cool. I felt like maybe, just maybe, this could work this time.
Then, it sort of turned into Rawhide Ranch where there were kids of all ages around and camp activities. We had to form groups (that didn't include the majority of our dorms). Me and my roommate found a couple other girls and this 6 year old girl who was adorable. Then, we were all gathered for some announcements, and I was carrying the little girl and got in big trouble for it. I did it again, because I forgot and got taken to the dean's office.
He was a real dick and made me insane, and I started screaming about how I knew "how to get out of here" and "I could be in San Diego, even if I had to bike there, I could fucking do it," and he couldnt stop me. I started screaming at him some more like a crazy person saying things like "you assholes don't have a counseling center," "no one is a real friend here," "I don't need you! Other schools will have me," "you people suck balls," "you're going to do this over me carrying a kid? You're crazy," and so on.
So, he locked me in his office. I took the opportunity to hide behind his couch under two blankets. This was the beginning of my brilliant escape plan. He came in, couldn't find me, and I bum rushed him and left. So, he sent out an arrest warrant. I removed the pane of glass so I could leave easily later.
Finally, Dumbledore gets back and throws me a miniature goodbye party with its own miniature unicorn that I got to ride. We ate cake, and I left. Dumbledore set up a rendezvous for me.
Suddenly there was an unexpected knock on the door. I hid, and Dumbledore magicked away the party, but it was only Lupin. After he left, I jumped out the window, crawled along the outside of the building and jumped onto a flowering hill. I ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran until I found the 3 red cloaked figures waiting for me. They took me away from UCD.
From then on, I was on the streets trying to get back to San Diego without a bike, or money for that matter. I found a white sheep dog, and he hung out with me. We found this really dirty dock with dead snakes in it and live snakes all along the shore. It was pretty creepy. I found one snake that was black and white and like 30 feet long so I called over this snake dude. He caught it but as he lifted it, the middle of the snake wrapped around my neck. At first I panicked, and he shouted "fucking snake! dammit," but then I relaxed, because I knew this dude was a snake handler and could unwrap the snake (which wasn't even squeezing that hard). And he did and I was free. I left the snake dock and woke up.
October 9, 2010
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