Jewish Mother

I've been kvetching for about 17 years okay. I don't smother my sons anymore. I just make sure they get ahead, you know what I'm saying? I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am.

I am a Jewish mom, a Jewish, Jewish, Jewish mom.
The one who insists you put a heavy sweater on.
I'll toss and turn when my three sons don't give me a call.
I'll kvetch and moan to my purebred lapdog named Sharone.

I'll bake some tasty koogle for the family, okay.
And braid some challah for the Shabbos party on Friday.
I guess I'll need to buy some eggs and milk and flour too,
And drop off papers at my CPAs office, fool!

Oh and bubbies and kindelachts!
Don't you be meshug,
Nit gidacht!

Oh and bubbies and kindelachts!
Don't you be meshug,
Nit gidacht!

And here I come now,
Walking into schul.
Wearing my talit,
It's indigo and gold!

And here I come now,
Walking into schul.
Wearing my talit,
It's indigo and gold!

(Instrumental Break)

(talking now)
You know I've been a Jewish mother for quite a while now. And when your sons don't call you, I mean it hurts! After all you've done for them the least they could do is say hello once a day...
No I'm not guilt tripping. I'm just saying that after I changed all of those dirty diapers, took them to all those piano lessons, schlepping them from one activity the next, the LEAST they could do IS CALL THEIR MOTHER.
Don't you agree?
I just miss little kindelachts in my house! When am I gonna have some gran'babies!? I've been waiting for years! I mean my oldest son married that nice Jewish girl last year.
Apapapapapa Don't interupt me! They could have had twins by now!




This is to be sung to Ratatat's "17 Years". Insert lyrics for extreme lols.
Moar to comes.
Idk how i can keep it up but I'm going to try.
And time for bed so I can get up for work tomorrow! :D